Haha, I'm gross

un-suitable:

It’s 11:30pm would anyone like to come over ;) and you know what

Play Connect Four?

discretelycharming:

….yeah. I know. It’s a lot to deal with. But it’s the ‘me’ package.

Seems reasonable.

discretelycharming:

….yeah. I know. It’s a lot to deal with. But it’s the ‘me’ package.

Seems reasonable.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

sammiegirl38:

I DO NOT HAVE SKYPE.

DO NOT ASK ME IF I HAVE SKYPE

DO NOT ASK ME TO ADD YOUR SKYPE

DO NOT ASK ME TO DOWNLOAD SKYPE FOR YOU

DO NOT MENTION SKYPE

I DO NOT LIKE SKYPE

I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO SAY IT.

So, how about that Skype?

(But seriously, it’s a pain when people don’t listen, huh?  Sorry you have to deal with that)

sexynymphoslut:

suck on these ;-)

Gladly

sexynymphoslut:

suck on these ;-)

Gladly

Gotta love a girl who takes charge.

Gotta love a girl who takes charge.

Reblog if you’ll answer anything in your ask right now.

discretelycharming:

Go for it.

daddyslittlezary:

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You aren’t the only one…

discretelycharming:

aussietradie:

Any man who still has his socks on in this situation is so undeserving of any such sex. Jesus man what sort of sloth are you?

I always find it weird when people keep their socks on….
Maybe he has gross feet, maybe she likes socks, maybe something else, I don’t know!

discretelycharming:

aussietradie:

Any man who still has his socks on in this situation is so undeserving of any such sex. Jesus man what sort of sloth are you?

I always find it weird when people keep their socks on….

Maybe he has gross feet, maybe she likes socks, maybe something else, I don’t know!

need some lovin’!

numberoneliar:

i need sex right now.

i am really horny.

i cant stop thinking about masturbating to porn. seeing hard cocks bobble up and down when a guy’s pants are lowered…how i would be the one pulling them down slowly and then sucking on his cock until i choke.

Fuuuck!

cum. pussy.wet walls. hard throbbing cock.

i’m wet just thinking about it.

message me and ask me anything if you wanna talk dirty! i’ll be up for awhile ;)

You don’t seem to have an ask box, so I’m not sure how I would message you.  More importantly though, I saw your post about the way you feel about yourself, and I want to say that there are probably lots of good things about you too, you should focus on those.

Happy West Coast New Year everybody!